Angiosperm Update
It’s dead, Jim. My theory was correct. The flower was an effort to produce offspring before its imminent death, not a sign that I was taking great care of the thing. But every time one of my plants...
View ArticleThanksgiving has no power over me
I’m wearing jeans that haven’t fit me in a year. Hardly even any muffin-toppage. Suck it, holiday season!
View ArticleI don’t think there was a Saturday this week
What happened on Saturday? Was there a Saturday? Did I sleep through Saturday? Yesterday, I thought it was Saturday. I was happy about that because it meant I had one more whole day to finish some...
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I am Candice. THE Candice.
Did fans of “The Vampire Diaries” suddenly get smarter, or did The CW not adequately promote the show’s return with their “Catch VD” campaign? I got only one misdirected Twitter message intended for...
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November 22, 2001
Little girls often cannibalized their babies by chewing on fingers and toes, causing them to disappear altogether. Why don’t you do us all a favour and disappear altogether? Some experts believe the...
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